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What does Hillary Clinton do every morning
after she shaves her pussy?...:lol:..



OH, ty makusswing, you guys are super cool & everyone else on this site...love ya babies, keep rocking, never change..:lol: :party:



so do am I to understand that company always cums first at your house?



This is Shirley typing & Clark talking..:rofl: Oh she is squirming, skibum :lol: with the thought of one of us hitting that butthole:rofl:Hell I tried to pay her for some:lol:

So beins how you will be the guest, you get to go first. I guarrantee you, that's one super tight butthole :lol:

It's best someone else tags that butthole, before me, cuz once headda gets pointed, I don't have much patience:rofl: At least you get to go home:lol: love you dude, keep on rocking on her..xoxoxo..Clark & Shirley



Oh, never heard that version before, that's funny..:lol: Hey I got another one for you hot tators, :lol:

A blonde called a travel agent & asked,
"How long is a flight from New York to
San Fransico?"

" Just a minute," said the agent.

The blonde said Thank you and hung up.

:rofl:

Oh I damn near forgot, did you see Playboy's Sept. issue? They have an article about Swingtown, the tv show...just a few words from the article...There's a world out there waiting to embrace you. All you need to know is how to speak the language. :lol: :party: st.




Baby you're going to get a chance to pluck some geetar strings after we BBQ & play monopoly..and Clark is just dying to test them pool pissing pills..:rofl: That son-a-bitch is onry..:lol:



Geesh TY you're making me blush :blush:

Is it really "Clarks DP" that you're thinking about or is it your part in the DP that's got you squirming.

I want Clark to cum first so that I can feel that fresh hot sticky cum in you, but you're so damn hot Shirley that I don't think that I could hold back. Fortunately my tongue stays hard a long time. :biggrin: Paul



She wipes the shaving cream off his face.



LOL you are so damn close ..mr skibum4u..:lol:



No... if I was damn close we wouldn't be joking, we'd be having a seriously great time!



Paul, you are one super, sexy man, if you were here I would gaurintee you, Clark would get his dp..:lol:

Ok here is the answer.:lol:

She sends him off to work.:rofl:



Damn i love the new pic mrs tak super cool, and after her shave she gets on her guitar baby lol



SHE PLUCKS HER STRINGS ON HER GEEEETAR LOL.. TOO..



A second version of this joke is what does Hillary do to her asshole every morning?
Same answer



Yes sir, we are into making our guest feel welcome...and if ya want to go first, Clark has no problem with that. If ya want Clark to go first, that's ok.............JUST as long as I get poked, it is all good..:kiss:



You know your retarded when you back into your hudbands car, lol, or when you light the wrong end of the cig LOL



Oh shit, wrong post, i know im a lil retarded lol



:lol: Cass, you crazy girl, love ya....:kiss:



just don't take seriously, what we poke at you in fun :biggrin:



Are you kidding, Paul...poke at me, poke at me and poke some more...:lol:



Grab your ankles Shirley and try to guess what I'll poke you with first



:lol: Paul, your tongue? :lol:



Now, where will I poke it?



Anywhere you want, hun:kiss:




I'll test all the holes with all my poles :humpie:
:kiss:




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