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Exclusive Nudist Colony
A retired man joins a very exclusive nudist colony...
On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says,"Did you call for me?"
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, he sits down, he farts......
Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him,"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist,"May I help you?" she says.
The man yells,"Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But, Sir," she replies,"You've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies,"Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day!!"
lmao lmao xoxo Shirley
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RE: Exclusive Nudist Colony
LOL Good one Shirley!! Tell Clark he best not be fartin' when you guys are out clubbing or Margaret will never get to break him in! :LMAO:
Dale & Margaret |
RE: Exclusive Nudist Colony
Well, he ain't that old yet!!! lol lol Margaret will get her chance, while I'm working on some moves with you Dale :blowjob: Woohoo!! kisses Shirley |
RE: Exclusive Nudist Colony
The hell you say Dale lol If she could run in behind me for about a 1/2 block,She might could catch me... & if that fine ass women did she better hold on tight, cuzz I'll be hollering & caring on like a pig wedged under a gate... lol Doe's she talk dirty? That might could ease my trauma... lol Big :kiss: :beer: |
RE: Exclusive Nudist Colony
Not to worry! I got her a new pair of sneakers for Christmas so she can catch your ass. She might talk dirty to ya, if you squeal loud enough!! I'm thinkin' that's a small price to pay for some down and dirty talkin'. :LMAO:
Dale & Margaret |
RE: Exclusive Nudist Colony
Wow! I'm not gonna last long with those moves!! Well, there's always round two! Then it's my turn.
Dale & Margaret :kiss: |
RE: Exclusive Nudist Colony
Dale I'ma gonna have 2 study on it... lol Well I just had another :beer: & after studying my situation, I figure, if I wedge my ass under the gate tight enough She cant get 2 it lol & if She doe's... I'll give her a medal... lmao |
RE: Exclusive Nudist Colony
Shoot I'll walk slowly for some 'dirty talking' hehehe.....xoxo Shirley |
RE: Exclusive Nudist Colony
That's alright, I can go 'Round 2, 3 or even 4 if needed!!' :bigkiss: Shirley |
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