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IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that
one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the
opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears
made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you
need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said,
"NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the
clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She
said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you
can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager
who asked me to repeat my request.. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1.00 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McDee's.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I
knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when
the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people
doing driving?!"
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING:
It was a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the
company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun.
We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just
looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn
on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side."
STAY ALERT! They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE
and they REPRODUCE and they make baby democrats.
Thought this was a bit fitting as I watch the Republican Debate.
:coolbabe:
Sharon |
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lmao lmao But I think this also resembles all politicians, not just Republicans! lol lol xoxo Shirley |
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That's true. The R's just happen to be the current batch of idiots in the spotlight. |
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Those were awesome! Random stupidity never ceases to amaze me! lol
Dale |
RE: Idiot Sightings~
It just makes me shake my head and wonder how most these people got good jobs and are so plain dumb!
:coolbabe:
Sharon |
RE: Idiot Sightings~
LOVE THEM!!!!!!! great ones sharon!!!!!! lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao |
RE: Idiot Sightings~
Glad to get you to laugh!
:coolbabe:
Sharon |
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