Renault and Ford joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus.' It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one and replace it each year! lmao lmao lmao xoxo Shirley
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Now thats the best yet tator!!!!!!!! :donald: lol lol lol This can hang from the mirror, :pinkdice: lmao lmao lmao
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lmao that was awesome! lmao That was great, Shirley. I'm in the market to lease.
B Bopp
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Shoot!!!, I wished I could type that good... If I'da typed that much!, ever damn One of yas would've been lost!!! lmao :beer: Time lol
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Way ahead of ya! lmao :cheers:
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Keri, I'm lmao lmao cuz I posted that joke, not Tator!!! I love the pink dice!!! Wanna roll? :sexywink: xoxo Shirley
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Can't we lease it for the night? A year's kinda long!
Dale & Margaret :LMAO:
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Hey yall , speaking of cars, my daddy helped my oldest daughter, shes 18, get her first car, its a Kia Optima, well we call it ,"Optimus prime!!!" like on the Transformer movie, cuz it does crazy shit, the radio will change automacticlly, the doors will lock by its self , lol all kinds of shit, lol its really a nice car , and nothing is wrong it jus does its on thing , cuz we had it checked out, so yeh , its a Transformer lol lmao lmao, her friends came up with that name , !!!!! soooooo cute, lol , i told her if that damn thing just up and Transforms into a big robot, shit we will be rich!!!!!!! lmao lmao keri :donald:
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So glad to hear that my sweetie!!! :clapping: I saw this commercial & thought about y'all!!! lmao lmao
xoxo Shirley
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Sharon's car is an 08 Optima. Boy can it take a good hit. My Dad hit a 200 pound buck with it one nite and we drove it for two weeks with 5000 dollars worth of damage to it until they got the parts to fix it. 65,000 miles and still goin strong.
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As for Shirley's new car. Bring it to NC. I now how to turn it on and will drive it home. I also have plenty of junk to throw in truck.
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OOPS. Typo. Trunk.
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Well Todd, my car ain't so new now!! I drive an '09 Cobalt, but you can put anything in my trunk!! :sexywink: xoxo Shirley
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my girls love that comercial, they laugh there butts off , and dance to it too!!!! lol lmao lmao lmao
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If I knew how to dance to that music, I would!!! lol lol But, I'm an old girl!! lol So, I will tap my feet & move my body!! lol lol :bigkiss: Shirley
