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New Year Quotes
Here are some of my favorite quotes.
~Mark Twain~
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
~P. J. O'Rourke~
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
~Jay Leno~
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
~Bill Vaughan~
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
~Anais Nin~
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
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RE: New Year Quotes~
I could only think of this one............ ladies.........this is for you,..."Get the dick before he drinks to much and can't get it up no more and passes out!!!!!!" lmao lmao lmao , now someone else gotta make another one up........................ c'mon its fun!!!!!!.................................. |
RE: New Year Quotes~
I don't drink Keri. So ride it as long as you like. |
RE: New Year Quotes~
To all ladys with the cute lil toes, all the sexy men with there beers, lets all have a orgy and then we can all say "CHEERS"!!!!!! :group: :group: :cheers: :cheers: lmao lmao lmao |
RE: New Year Quotes~
Awes, I thought it was titties and beer lol
Sharon |
RE: New Year Quotes~
Tootsies and beers, titties and beers, as long as their on my rocks, who cares?
B Bopp, Have a great new year!!
Hugs & kisses |
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