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RedNeck Security System
This came from my cousin who lives up North... so you know the warped views they have on us hicks lol
REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:
1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots.
2. Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo.
3. Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines.
4. Leave note on door: "Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer. Back soon. Don't screw with the dogs; they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. ~ Cooter
(I did tell her that Our friends name is Booger and not Cooter)
Sharon |
RE: RedNeck Security System...
Someone would have to be a fucking idiot to break in there for sure just the thought would be suicide..hahaha.SugarBear.. |
RE: RedNeck Security System...
Just trying to dodge them big ass poop mounds would've been enough to detour my ass, Not to mention the smell & all them deranged flyes buzzin around lol I'll bet them fuckers go through Mail mens like there's no tomorrow lol... |
RE: RedNeck Security System...
I think I'd wait out side, if I needed to knock on the door. LOL
B Bopp |
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