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A man goes into the hospital, for a vasectomy. Before the nervous procedure, a beautiful nurse comes into his room, takes his vitals, then tells him to take off all of his clothes. He obeys. When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down on a table. The man, again obeys. The nurse removes all of HER clothes, climbs on top, and has her WONDERFUL way, with him! Upon the completion of the dizzying act, the man catches his breath and asks, what THAT was all about!? The nurse informs the patient, that studies have shown that before a vasectomy, if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon, to locate and sever. The nurse, then wheels the patient,to the Operating Room. While they are going down the hospital hallway, the patient sees 6 men in a side room, all of whom are masturbating! Curiousity prompts the man to ask, WHAT, are they doing in there? The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies, too. But, you have Blue Cross. And, they have Obama Care".
lmao lmao xoxo Shirley |
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She found ma JD stash again lmao lol |
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NOT!! lmao lmao |
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ha ha ha im getting blue cross lol |
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Damn. I have blue Cross. Now alls I need is the address to this hospital. |
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omg, thats a good one, my hubby had a vasectomy , lol, they gave him a valuim before on our drive to the doctor, ya know the swinging revolving door, hehehehehe he kept going round and round and round, i was running to try to stop the damn door!!!!!! it was hillarious, but he was awake the whole time and they propped his head up on pillows so he could watch!!!!!! :tigger: |
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He doesn't share unless you find his stash! lol lol Cum to MO & we'll all look together!! hehehe xoxo Shirley |
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We will tag team him Shirley and get his stash out of him one way or the other lol
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Now THAT sounds like a plan!! :clapping: Woohoo!! :bigkiss: Shirley |
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hey , i could distract him by sucking his dick, hes eyes will be rolled back in his head, punt on me, lol, i have no top teeth GUM JOB!!!! so you girls can find his stash !!!!! hehehehehe lovs keri:blowjob: |
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Sounds like a plan to me! |
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I have blue cross Shirley! The only question I have is...Are you gonna be my nurse? If so, Bring it on! Maybe I can just cum in for a little pre-op nookie though! LOL
Dale & Margaret :donald: |
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Girls, It's gonna take a hole bunch of gumageing on ole Tator to find ma stash... Oh what I'd give to be a 2 dick dog at this point... lmao :beer: run lol :ROSE: |
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Dayum skippy! I'll nurse ya back to health!! lol Yes, a pre-op is in order!! :sexywink: kisses Shirley |
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Now remember Clarkie, I know all your hiding spots!! lmao Guess we need to stop playing 'Hide 'n Seek' lmao But it's such a good game!!! lol lol xoxo Shirley |
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I have been snipped for over 20 years. After you have been snipped, you have to bring a sample in for them to test....to make sure everything worked. When the nurse was telling me this.......I asked her, "How do you get a sample?" She told me to masterbate into a cup. I told her that my religion prohibited me doing that......and then asked, "What hours do you work? Maybe we can meet up and you can help me?" |
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