Adulthood's for chumps Lets play

We really miss the days when your bio just needed to say what you're looking for. Alas, those days are over. We're all basically here for the same thing, so stating what you DON'T want has become more important than saying what you do want. With that in mind, let's dance... We're not looking for couples, neither one of us. Truth be told, we've tried swinging/swapping. In that dynamic most couples we've met really aren't there equally, and that's a drag. It usually means one of us is in for a dead fuck. Since neither one of us is here to "take one for the team", we're just not gonna do it anymore. We prefer attached people who are secure enough to play seperately, as singles. If you're a couple, and both of you are interested, we're not opposed. Understand, tho, we don't come as a unit. We're not entertaining you as a unit. If you're part of a couple, and you hit it off with one of us, maybe something could happen with one (or both) of our SOs, but that's not our aim here. Couples who only play together, we'll pass. We can agree that same bed fuck piles are super hot, when everyone is into it. However, our experience has been that the "only together" dynamic means one is super enthusiastic and the other is just there for the ride, or one of you couldn't get laid on your own, or you're really not very secure in the whole scene. With that out of the way... MrsRugburn says: My husband and I mostly play together but we're here looking for single partners. I'm looking for women, and SELECT men to spend some time with. Couples, I'm NOT your unicorn! Stop asking. I prefer attached men who are in some flavor of CNM. Women, single or attached. We surround ourselves with FRIENDS who think of sex as a natural extension of friendship. We know each other's play partners and we enjoy that openness. You will not be isolated from my husband and you certainly won't be competing with him. He's my boo. If your profile pic is a thuggish scowl, dick pic, blurry pic, old pic, no pic, or your bio is low effort, I won't respond to messages. These things do NOT impress me: -a six-pack -self-perceived sexual prowess -your dick size -an expensive car, zip code, lifestyle, etc -your self-described dominance It's OK to have a nice car or a six-pack, but if that's how you introduce yourself, don't bother. Things I like: -masculine (not to be confused with pushy) men -a clean shaven face -confidence (not to be confused with arrogance) -a great sense of humor -a friendly smile -self-awareness w/o self-absorption -kindness -take care of your body w/o obsessing over it (dad bod is OK, if you need to lift your belly to fuck, I'm out) -skinny dipping -honesty -hanging out -good martinis (it's a lost art) -laughing -420 -good food -NOT talking about work, sports or politics so boring! Men, we're probably not going to fuck the first time we meet. I'm not going to be alone with you before my husband sizes you up. He's a better judge of character than I am. MrRugburn says: I need more weird in my life. I find myself surrounded with stucco, homogeny, false affluence, and gym rats. Everything and everyone looks, tastes, and smells sad shades of greige. If you're a little weird and not afraid of the label, let's talk I likes the ladies. I prefer repeat customers. I think sex gets better the more you learn about someone's body, so, I'm here for ongoing FWB. I only spend my time with people I like being around, that I like talking to, that I wouldn't mind waking up with. That doesn't mean it's not casual... just that I find friendship to be sexy. Don't be weird about it. I'm not really into DADT. I'm down with ONS, but if you want something ongoing, I want to meet your SO. I'm not here to be your dirty little secret. I'm not here to be your primary, my wife will always be my bestie. I WILL judge you based on how you treat service people...wait staff, hotel staff, cashiers, etc. Be kind If you use terms such as "upscale", "high-end", "luxury", or other such nonsense to describe yourself, we're not a match. I have no time for classism on any level I don't want to hear your politics. It's great that you're civic-minded, but it's just not interesting or sexy to me I like music, museums, hiking and lazy days by the pool. If you've read this far and you're still interested, let's chat. The only way to know if we want the same things is to talk about it~Cheers.

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