House Trained, Funny, and Comes

Hey, wait don't scroll yet. I promise this wont be a waste of your time. So, here's the deal: I've been flung back into the wild world of Dating by my wife. Yep. Shes the who tossed me in here. Shes amazing cute, funny, and way too honest and right now, she going through that change. You know the . She decided that since her drives taken a vacation, I should go find someone who still likes to play. And honestly? I didn't argue. I'm a guy. I know a good deal when I see . According to her (and shes usually right), I'm genuine, tall, funny, and a non-smoker because kissing an ashtray has never been on my bucket list. Sometimes after of my jokes, she gives me a look that says shes questioning her life choices. I still count that as a laugh. We've been in the lifestyle for a while long enough to know what we like, but not so long that we need name tags to remember each other. Im easygoing, respectful, and not here to waste anyone's time. If meeting me means meeting her too, lucky you it's a -for- special. And before I go, here's my bad knock-knock joke quota: Knock knock. Who's there? ...Still not wasting your time.

.Someone who can laugh easily, flirt playfully, and doesnt take life too seriously. Someone who can appreciate a good conversation, some genuine chemistry, and maybe even my questionable sense of humor. Im not chasing drama, Im just looking for good people, good energy, and a spark that's worth chasing. Bonus points if you smell like you, not smoke. If you've read this far my wife wrote this.

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