Who wants a mustache ride!
Newly married couple looking to add some excitement to our boring relationship. Absolutely hoping to replace what we have with someone better. We are all about drama so bring what you can the more crazy baby mamas and DUIs the better! We are absolutely bed notchers, it's all about the body count. We try to line up multiple couples a night so know that we may be on a tight schedule so please don't waste our time with things like trying to learn your names. He has the body of a Chippendales dancer with a heart of gold. He is hung like a horse and has been known to make women pass out from pleasure just by inserting it. She is a swim suite model who is so sexy she gets hit on at church. While at the same time she is so sweet she makes your teeth hurt. Ok, ok, enough of the fantasy talk. We are a normal long term married couple, just looking to have fun in the life style. Were are atclose to 50 so let's be honest the only thing we are modeling are couches and comfortable shoes. He is rocking a dad bod, a beard and a mullet. So if you've got any 80's white trash fantasies bring them on ladies 馃槣. She is still gorgeous after all these years with a smile that will make you fall in love all over again. We obviously enjoy a good laugh and truly believe that humor is sexy, so let's get naked and laugh together. Now for the boring rules we are DD free and expect the same, no hard drugs (420 ok), no pain (flogging and light to medium spanking is ok and encouraged), no degradation just fun good times. Warning!! To any institutions using this site, or any of its associated sites, for studies or projects, you do NOT have my permission to use ANY of my profile information including text, and or photographs, and or videos in any form or forum, both currently, and or in the future. If you have already done so, or intend to do so, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy, and the violation will be subject to legal ramifications.
Looking mainly for couples or single females. Females should be at least bi-curious as the wife really like to play with the ladies. Looking for people we can connect with outside the bedroom. We enjoy live music, good food, and above all a good laugh.
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