Bad at karaoke, better at spreadsheets. Easygoing, highly communicative, and apparently I give excellent massages.Former Marine turned politically left WFH professional. I’m fairly new to Minnesota and intentionally building a life that involves more than just work and a couch. You’ll usually find me overcomplicating dinner, gaming, reading too many books at once, volunteering, or being quietly judged by my cat, Spartacus. I also enjoy hiking, gardening, long conversations, and listening to people enthusiastically nerd out about whatever they’re passionate about.I’m ’”, lbs with a lean, athletic build. I’ve been lifting consistently and my goal is to add another pounds of muscle over the next year. My photos are current, so what you see is what you get.Personality-wise, I’m calm, approachable, and quietly confident. I’m not the loudest person in the room, but I genuinely enjoy getting to know people and tend to fit in with just about any crowd. Whether we’re grabbing drinks, hanging out at a party, or meeting at an event, I like making people feel comfortable. I’m always up for a good conversation whether it’s travel, books, hobbies, why the moon landing was faked, or how aliens ar hiding in plain sight. Even if we disagree, I’m interested in hearing your perspective.I’m here to meet interesting people, experience everything this lifestyle has to offer, and have plenty of sexy fun along the way. I’m open to connecting with single women, couples, and fun groups of friends who enjoy good company, good conversation, and don’t take themselves too seriously. My preference is building recurring connections with people I genuinely enjoy spending time with, but I’m just as open to the occasional spontaneous adventure when the chemistry is right.I’ve enjoyed experiences with single women, MFM, and group play. Whatever the dynamic, I prioritize communication, consent, and making sure everyone’s needs are met and everyone feels comfortable. In couples and group settings, I understand my role and work to support existing connections—not disrupt them.Vasectomy complete. Non-smoker, no recreational drugs. Regularly tested; current STI panel negative (//).I’m happy to travel up to miles from MSP on weeknights and up to miles on weekends for the right connection. Ask me anything, I’m an open book, and I look forward to meeting you. 😊If you’ve made it this far, congratulations. As a reward, here’s an objectively terrible joke:I’m basically the Costco pack of paper towels. Understated, surprisingly versatile, and you don’t realize how useful I am until I’m not there.

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