My Junk

Despite your protests, I have included a picture of my Junk. It is much larger than the Junk that other men have, and I am quite proud of it. Because of its size, I can not always put it in all the places I would like, since I find some places are just not deep enough for the Junk's girth and length. Long ago, while overseas, I had a man put the name, "Wowee" on the side of my Junk in bright red letters. Although worn and faded now, the name embodies the words I spoke when I first looked at my Junk. My Junk has brought me endless pleasure, and just the sight of it, rising so straight and tall under the sheets has thrilled many women who have traveled with me. I have always taken good care of my Junk, and even though I have had it for a long long time, I have always kept the wood well waxed to protect it from any foam or spray it might encounter. I am especially proud that there are no other growths on its underside, despite the fact that I use it every day, sometimes twice on weekends. While many owners neglect this area on their Junk, I take great pride in the smoothness of the underside surface, spending my efforts after every use to scrub my Junk meticulously clean with soap. A man should never neglect this important part of his wood surface, or he will eventually lose the use of his Junk. I find most women have little experience in the proper care and handling of a man's Junk. Many don't even care enough to try and learn. And for some, a man's Junk is not for them. Some women prefer a scow to my Junk, go figure, but whatever floats your boat as they say. As I have grown older, I find I must sometimes employ a tug, or two before I can put it back in the slip. I used to have no problem guiding my Junk into any tight, protected area I desired. While I find, if I concentrate on the task at hand, I can still take it in as well as I used to, sometimes I find, when I am stressed, tired, or overworked, that the help from a tug or two is welcomed to help me end a pleasurable day. I find having the assistance of a woman as mate is a thing to be desired, as having the extra pair of hands makes things go faster and much smoother. A skilled mate who knows what she is doing in handling Junk is a wonderful thing. You would think that if their man's Junk is as important to him as my own Junk is to me, that women would listen to what an old salt can teach them about it. I have been blessed in the past to have met a few ladies, who liked to climb under the sheets and steer my Junk in the right direction. If you are interested in helping me handle my Junk, please send me a message.-----.

-----If I don't appeal to you, just say so. Blocking after you contact me first is just rude..

Qualities I am looking for:Breathing, ready to go, forgiving and understanding, rich, owns liquor store, Nympho, lol.Just be kind, intelligent, polite, and fun, okay--.

I not only appreciates but insists on two (2) E's: Ethics and Etiquette. No matter who initiates the communications, respectful and personal inquiries merit and will receive respectful, courteous and timely replies. If I send you an entreaty, I have found you to be meritorious and intriguing enough to invest (albeit maybe merely a small amount of) time. Words and acts of kindness and consideration are not merely appreciated but expected. I do not expect sexual altruism but believe that manners are not obviated merely by being in the LS. Thanks for listening, perform a kindness every day.

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