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We are a fun, outgoing, down to earth, average looking, easy going, social drinking, 420/edible friendly, D/D free couple. He is a straight 49 year old- masculine, solid build, girthy trimmed guy. She is a bi-sexual 45 year old- voluptuous, 44GGG, with a deliciously lasered vajayjay. Both of us are not skinny, nor athletic. Lets call us "pleasantly plump". We are looking for FUN single straight or bi-females and couples with great hygiene, who are D/D free and down to earth. We have experienced Hedo a few times (trust us..... GO!) She has experienced MMF, he has experienced MFF, we both have experienced MFMFMF :) We have just recently attended a bar takeover which was fun, however no hotel takeover to date. We LOVE any adult toys! Sybian, fuck machine, vibrators, dildos, lovense, recip saw ;) We love them all! May have them all too! We both work and enjoy camping, riding, drive in theatres, a good meal, a great bonfire and good company!.

If you do not shower regularly OR do not wax, shave, trim your favorite parts OR do not trim your nails OR do not brush your teeth....move along...we are not interested. We are NOT looking for single men NO we do not want to make $1000 We are NOT interested in bi-male couples We are NOT looking for pushy, arrogant a$$holes YES, we use KIK and gmail (same handle) ***I do NOT give consent/permission to any individual, group, organization, institution, or governing body to use the information, images, or other data contained in this profile and/or on this site or its subsidiaries for research, data, publication, or any other use. If I find my information, etc. outside this space, its appropriate home, I will pursue all criminal and civil actions available to me pursuant to the laws of the jurisdictions both I and the offender(s) reside within.

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